September 7, 2010

Marauders Annihilate Stone Crabs

In a complete embarassment for the people and city of Port Charlotte, their beloved Stone Crabs were completely and utterly (it's always both) destroyed by the Bradenton Marauders 5-0 in Game 1 of their Florida State League playoff series. The 681 most die hard baseball fans in Manatee County - all of them EXTREME and into SPORTS - were on hand to witness the event.

In the pivotal Game 1, Charlotte went with Matthew Moore (6-11, 3.36). Moore was wild but virtually unhittable, allowing only Robbie Grossman's third inning infield single as he worked around six walks. Bradenton starter Aaron Pribanic (7-6, 3.33) was just as good, matching zeros through the seventh inning stretch.

The pivotal rally began in the bottom of the seventh. "The Creature" Calvin Anderson worked a leadoff walk and was immediately replaced by pinch runner Adenson Chourio. Chourio took second on Moore's second wild pitch of the night. Adam Davis struck out. What ensued is history: Crabs manager Jim Morrison sensed "The End" of Moore's effectiveness and ordered him to intentionally walk the next batter. Righthanded relief ace Marquis Fleming - who struck out 96 in 72 innings this year - came on in relief with the score still 0-0. It may has well have been Calvin Schiraldi, Mitch Williams or Donnie Moore.

Light-hitting shortstop Greg Picart promptly singled to right, plating Chourio for the 1-0 lead. Closer Kyle McPherson, called up just a week ago, began warming in the Marauders bullpen. Even at 1-0 the game felt as good as over considering the lifeless Crabs offense, but Shelby Ford made it official when he doubled home Newton and Picart, making it 3-0. Robbie Grossman grounded out but Starling Marte doubled home Ford for a 4-0 lead. Shellshocked Crabs fans turned off their Internet radios and went back to anime porn.

The game couldn't have been more over. The Marauders added insult to injury with an insurance run in the eighth for a five run lead, while the reeling Crabs nine could manage only a weak single the rest of the way. Five-nothing Bradenton, one-nothing in games, and four more wins to a title.

41 comments:

  1. Nice win for the big league club too. It doesn't mean much now but we'll take whatever we can get at this point.

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  3. Wow, worst blog I've ever read. Seriously? Diehard 681 fans? Please, take a writing class at your local community college.

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  4. First of all, embarassment for all the people of Port Charlotte? Eh, not really. Second of all 681 of the most "diehard baseball fans of Manatee County?" Wow, that's big place to choose from, and 681 fans isn't a lot for a high school game, let alone professional baseball. And finally, anime porn? Really? Grow up, write a real blog, and leave the baseball talk to the adults who actually know what they are talking about.

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  5. too bad the "annihilation" couldn't stop the crabs from taking game 2 and 3. maybe next year.

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  6. Exactly anonymous. Where are you blog writer? Any comments? I bet you weren't even at the last two games in Port Charlotte.

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  7. I guess Charlotte County schools still don't teach irony in their English classes...

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  8. You should really look at the blog you posted and then looked at the definition of irony. You don't hear or see Stone Crabs fans talking about their opponents in the way that Marauders fans do. It's pretty disgusting how classless Marauders fans and their bloggers are.

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